Category Archives: Politics

Nothing to See Here in Portland

In Portland yesterday, the New York Times reported “Fire bombs were thrown at officers, injuring...

Hells Angels Senior Citizens of the Year

As bikers age, Sturgis has been referred to as a “senior citizen” frat party.  They...

114% of Donald Trump Rallies Peaceful

We found out today that a study showed that 93% of BLM protests were peaceful....

Biden Afraid to Provide “Non-Existent” Tax Plan

Biden spoke in Kenosha yesterday.  He met with community leaders at Kenosha’s Grace Lutheran Church...

King Cuomo of New York

In an Interview with King Cuomo of New York, “I always know what the people...

The Case of Facebook vs. The Truth

All-Powerful Oversite to Review all Cases Facebook has released a statement today that in cooperation...

Undercover Nancy

Nancy Pelosi performed a patriotic service for her country this week. In an undercover operation...

Kim Jong Un Rules While in Coma

Rumors have been circulating for months that Kim Jong Un is critically ill. Speculation has...

The Mathematics of Portland Peace

In a news conference today, Biden revealed he was shocked that Trump was even still...

Portland Mayor Wheeler’s Birthday Surprise

Mayor Wheeler of Portland has returned from re-education camp. As a result of his stand-down...