Category Archives: Politics
Kim Jong Un Rules While in Coma
Rumors have been circulating for months that Kim Jong Un is critically ill. Speculation has...
The Mathematics of Portland Peace
In a news conference today, Biden revealed he was shocked that Trump was even still...
Portland Mayor Wheeler’s Birthday Surprise
Mayor Wheeler of Portland has returned from re-education camp. As a result of his stand-down...
Biden Blames Bush for Portland Riots
Joe Biden announced that George Bush is to blame for the violence in Portland and...
Biden to be Test Subject for Elon Musk’s Neuralink
Elon Musk announced a chip called Neuralink today. The chip was planted in a pig’s...
Kaepernick’s School for Kneelers
Colin Kaepernick is introducing his World-Famous Kneeling class. It seems that many are having trouble...
Biden Underground Movie Marathon
Joe is getting bored in the basement and decided to have a movie marathon. Kamala...
Travel Destinations Where You’ll Have a Riot
As the economy opens up, people are looking into new travel experiences and destinations. We...
Riots are Way More Fun When the Police Come
In Kenosha, a rioter said call the police after being shot at by a business...
Spencer – Brainwashed By the Media
Richard Spencer has come out in support of Joe Biden, he said in a Statement....