As the economy opens up, people are looking into new travel experiences and destinations. We have a list of places not to miss.
Portland – Energizer Bunny Protests. Available for viewing daily. If you are lucky, you may get a glimpse of jackbooted federal agents or gestapo. You can decorate public buildings. Free supplies.
Kenosha – Go to the fire sale of cars. Many great values. Sales from midnight to 3AM nightly. Police vehicles are scarce but torched on request.
New York – Check out the rentals and the Black Lives Matter murals. If you have money and move in, you get dinner with Governor Cuomo. Otherwise enjoy a 14 day quarantine on the state.
Wilmington, DE – Tour Biden’s basement if you give a good campaign donation. Biden signs available so you can enter the find a Biden Sign Contest.
Sturgis – Watch bikers and New York transplants who didn’t want to stay for dinner with Cuomo. No mask required.
So sign up to visit your favorite. What could go wrong?