RFK Jr. Deserves A Shot

Robert F Kennedy Jr.

Swing state voters want RFK Jr to get a shot. The New York Times/Siena College poll showed the 69-year-old political candidate, environmental lawyer, and anti-vaccine advocate receiving 22% backing in Wisconsin, 23% in Nevada and Pennsylvania, 24% support in Georgia, and 26% in Arizona and Michigan.

The Democrats found an excuse to deny RFK Jr. from running for the Democratic nomination. In keeping with the vaccine mandates, they require a Covid vaccine to participate in the Chicago Convention. They believe RFK Jr. deserves a shot if he wants to run.

The son of the late attorney general and senator from New York initially challenged Biden for the Democratic nomination but opted to stage an independent run last month.

A Batshot number of young swing state voters think RFK Jr. should Be President. And thinking of bats RFK Jr. was against getting a shot against the bat virus.

What kind of Shot?

Presidential hopeful Robert F Kennedy Jr has reportedly filed for a restraining order against a man who was arrested twice in one evening, after turning up at his home and climbing a fence. The man thought RFK Jr. should get a shot. Homeland Security refused RFK Jr. Secret Service protection, apparently wanting him to get a shot. Nepotism is still alive and well.

RFK Jr. says COVID may have been ‘ethnically targeted’ to spare Jews. Hamas thinks RFK deserves a shot to determine if he is Jewish. JFK had a moon shot. The RFK Jr. campaign is rumored to be shooting the moon or just mooning. A moon shot is what they need to overcome Democratic sabotage.

RFK Jr. went into a bar to celebrate but was denied a shot. That was the last straw. Young people took to the streets marching. Their slogan RFK Jr. deserves a shot. RFK Jr. knows that Biden is a stealth anti-vaccer which would explain why Commander bites Secret Service Agents. Biden did not give distemper shots to the Commander.

We at DogFacePonia believe everyone deserves a shot just not a vaccination.

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