Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

TaB Trafficking Ring Busted

A major TaB ring was busted over the weekend. The traffikers were caught with a...

Bikers To Save America

Trump brings bikers to their knees. Antifa failed to bring even one Hells Angel to his...

Cunningham gets a Weiner Trophy

Cal Cunningham (D, North Carolina) has won a coveted endorsement for Senate from CEO Anthony...

October Surprise Prize Awarded

Flowers and stuffed donkeys were sent to President Trump from adoring Democratic fans in appreciation...

Deplorable Virus Spreading

In 1776, there was an epidemic in the colonies, a virus so powerful that King...

CNN Preemptively Reports Biden Wins First Debate

CNN’s Chris Cuomo ecstatically reported after the first debate this week that the winner was...

No More Supremes Ever

In the aftermath of Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s death, we at DogFacePonia have analyzed the timing...

Reimagining Mail Delivery

United States Postal workers who deliver mail in some of Chicago’s more violent neighborhoods are halting their...

Family Privilege Gets Bail Reduced

The sorority girl arrested for giving medical care without a license has received a reduced...

No Ban on Supersoakers for Police

In the mid-19th century, police officers in New York and Boston relied on less-lethal weapons,...