Author Archives: Michael Ulysses S Grant

The Mating Calls of Democrats

Despite an entire summer of love with calls to “Defund the Police” Democrats openly admit...

The Re-Conjunction of Dumbocrats

Democrats have been crying for us to RE-Imagine, back to the summer of love as...

Always a Liberal to me!

She can kill with a smile, even wound people’s eyesAnd she can ruin your faith...

Galactic Problems

We here in DogFacePonia believe that many actions have been taken that are wrong! We...

Biden’s Bizarre Christmas Presents

Biden held a Zoom call from his basement to celebrate Christmas with friends and family....

What is Joe Biden Certified for?

We here is DogFacePonia have heard that Joe Biden is Certified or Certifiable. We get...

Blacklisted Ex-Hosts Bring CNN Down

It appears the four hosts on CNN that were let go earlier this year have...

CNN Creates Hoax

Breaking news!! CNN has decided that they are far too biased in favor of liberal...

The Ponia Vs. Washington Post

According to the Washington Post, “The final chapter of the Trump presidency has become a...

Biden Owns the Kitchen Table

We here in DogFacePonia learned one very important lesson tonight during the debates. Biden knows...