Author Archives: Willie B. Dunken

John and Gisele Fetterman
The Fetterman Files

The mysterious (Not So Mysterious) case of John Fetterman. The Fetterman Files takes a look...

Exploding Coffee Grounds in a Glass
Sicknesses, Rumors of Sicknesses and Coffee.

With the rise of Strep Type-A and Scarlet Fever among British school kids. Which seems...

Brittney Griner in Russia Uniform
Something Smells Funny About the Deal

Brittney Yevette Griner was traded to the United States for Victor Bout AKA the “Merchant...

Fauci and Clinton shakinghands
Thank You Dr. Fauci We Do Not Accept Re-Returns

Dr Fauci is stepping down from the NIH and we at DogFacePonia wanted to thank...

Canadian Beer
Go Home Trudeau You’re Drunk!

In that moment when the Trudeau Government flirted with China in a most unseemly way,...

China Klaus Schwab
You’re Going to Eat Crickets and Like It!

If you’re a Healthfood Nut, or just like Nuts… You may want to take a...

Capital Happy Hour
Congressional Liquor Store

Coming Soon The Congressional Liquor store. So much booze even Nancy is proud. Working late...

Biden Wearing Aids Ribbon and Facemask
Biden’s Exhausting Records

Biden looks tired and he seems a bit cranky. Biden must be exhausted from setting...

Raccoon in Garbage
Roommates? Who needs ’em Anyway?!

Roommates? Who needs ’em anyway?! With all the crises going on today why would anyone...

Gumby Pokey Drunk with Blockheads
What the What? The US is Working on App to help Illegal Immigrants

Remember the rumor of that mysterious ‘Faceback’ app that could computate what a person looked...