Category Archives: Politics

Refund Reparations

Dogfaceponia is experiencing a massive takeover. Once well respected individuals are being asked to repay...

Trump will try to avoid gettting clocked by Biden

With the world changing all the time a new format for the debates has come...

Ellen to be fired by Trump

Ellen has been under fire lately for the toxic and hostile work environment created on...

Reflush for Freedom

Thank you one and all. The Flush for Freedom Protest exceeded expectations. The swamp was...

Save TaB Drinkers – Invoke the Defense Production Act

Sadly, we are reporting skyrocketing deaths among TaB drinkers.  As TaB has become scarce, TaB...

Portland Mayor Wheeler Supports Peaceful Protesters

Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler  has been teargassed while showing support for peaceful protesters. The failure...

Portland Riot Immunity

Portland, OR – For what may be the first time in history, Immunologists and Legal...

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Presidential Beard

A razor shortage and unemployment has resulted in a new facial hair trend. Everyone who...

Portland Mayor Re-educated

Hostage taken in Portland!  Inspired by the hostage crisis in Ukraine, Mayor Wheeler was taken...

Stimulating Reparations

It has become apparent we need a another stimulus package. A new lock-down is coming...