Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Kamala Brings Toilet Paper Aid

A technical issue forced Vice President Kamala Harris’ plane to return to Joint Base Andrews...

Hunter Biden to Lead New Credit Card Company

Hunter Biden will be CEO and spokesperson for a new CCP Credit card. The card...

DogFacePonia Fishy News

Russia to buy the Keystone XL pipeline contract. This will allow the Biden administration to...

New Black, Brown and Green Stock Regulations

New government regulations are proposed to require all investors and mutual funds to have a...

Senate Debates Mypillow 911 Style Commission

The U.S. Senate Committee on Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs is holding hearings on mypillow inserections. The CEO flew...

Unanimous Supreme Court Ruling on Mypillows

On Monday the Supreme Court bolstered the 4th Amendment’s ban on “unreasonable searches and seizures,” ruling in a unanimous...

Radio Free DogFacePonia

News the managed news won’t tell you. Headlines Nancy Pelosi went to a new hair...

Liberal Logic

Liberals are nothing if not logical. They determine public policy by applying logic. Below are...

Even Kittens are Bigger in Texas

Everybody has their big thing. Chicago for instance has ranked as number one on pest...

Positive Effects of Farting and Burping

The government has identified beef as a contributor to climate change. Farting cows are a...