Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Military members doing the Braves Tomahawk Chop
MLB Totally Voluntary Survey

Major League Baseball is taking a survey of the fans attending each game.  They are...

Parking Garage Sign
Boebert Organizes Sleep-over

Republican Representative Lauren Boebert is organizing a sleepover in the Capital Garage. All participants will...

Shirtless Man painted in Gold
Golden Sniffer Awards

DogFacePonia has announced the winners of the first semiannual Golden Sniffer Awards. This announcement has...

Lego Police looking over a burning city.
BLM/Antifa Riot Season begins with a Victory

The verdict is in. Guilty by Maxine Waters. Rioters are excited to start Riot Season...

Maxine Waters wearing plastic Glasses and Facemask
Here’s a Joke -Things Go Better With Woke

Maxine Waters was the victim of a horrific act.  A stuffed Donkey’s head was put...

Roulette wheel spinning
Carcinogen Roulette

Birth control pills have long been known to be a class 1 carcinogen. One pill...

Bill of Rights with parts redacted.
Absolutely Amending Amendments

President Biden on Thursday, in rolling out a set of executive orders on gun control, said “no amendment...

Teenager Shooting AR-15
AR-15 Executive Order

Joe Biden is making another plan to flip flop. After making Cages and Border walls...

Cross Walk sign vandalized to show man with a cane and gas.
Geriatric Border Surge

Thousands of unaccompanied migrant geriatrics have presented themselves to government officials at the U.S.-Mexico border....

Amazon Prime Drone
Modern Pony Communications

With cancel culture eliminating anyone it deems deplorable (the rules change daily) and Trump supporters...