Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Nothing to See Here in Portland

In Portland yesterday, the New York Times reported “Fire bombs were thrown at officers, injuring...

Hells Angels Senior Citizens of the Year

As bikers age, Sturgis has been referred to as a “senior citizen” frat party.  They...

Biden Afraid to Provide “Non-Existent” Tax Plan

Biden spoke in Kenosha yesterday.  He met with community leaders at Kenosha’s Grace Lutheran Church...

Undercover Nancy

Nancy Pelosi performed a patriotic service for her country this week. In an undercover operation...

Kim Jong Un Rules While in Coma

Rumors have been circulating for months that Kim Jong Un is critically ill. Speculation has...

Portland Mayor Wheeler’s Birthday Surprise

Mayor Wheeler of Portland has returned from re-education camp. As a result of his stand-down...

Remember the Reflush for Freedom is Here

This is a reminder to all our supporters. The original Flush for Freedom Protest on...

Biden to be Test Subject for Elon Musk’s Neuralink

Elon Musk announced a chip called Neuralink today. The chip was planted in a pig’s...

Hells Angels to “Save” Portland

The Portland peaceful protesters (Antifa) have refused to kneel to the Patriot Prayer Group and...

Biden Underground Movie Marathon

Joe is getting bored in the basement and decided to have a movie marathon. Kamala...