Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

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All or Nothing for Holidays

The way things are going there will be nothing left. Holidays have been added so...

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New Vaccine Mandate Exemptions

Illegal immigrants will do jobs Americans won’t do like pilots, air traffic controllers, long shoremen,...

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DogFacePonia Does Not Comply With Biden Math

The Biden Administration believes the vaccine mandates have been wildly successful overall. Only the jobs...

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Remain in Texas Policy

In late August, the court reinstated the Trump-era Remain in Mexico immigration policy. The Biden administration...

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The Biden 10% Solution

The Biden 10% Doctrine has been recognized as a new approach to governing. Reagan had...

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What am I?

Dear DogFacePonia, I am lost. What am I? I had children so I am a...

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Novel Ideas to Help With Border Crisis

We here at DogFacePonia are seeking ideas to limit illegal immigration at the southern border...

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Kegger on the Border

Migrants, especially from Haiti, have come to the International Bridge at Del Rio. Many are...

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Americans Better Run, They Better Take Cover

There are many Americans that are stranded in foreign lands.  They need the USA to...

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ER Drug Abuse Overflow

A Washington, DC doctor who spoke on condition of anonymity has said overdoses of Bayer...