ER Drug Abuse Overflow

Large Bag of powdered Aspirin

A Washington, DC doctor who spoke on condition of anonymity has said overdoses of Bayer aspirin, are helping cause delays and problems for DC hospitals and ambulance services. Lines have been blocks long. Many believe, without evidence, that Bayer aspirin can prevent or cure Dementia,

Aspirin is being used to treat Dementia and the headaches related to it. Headaches can be caused by Dementia itself but also by behaviors such as living in basements and using teleprompters. Staffers in the White House are reporting frequent headaches which they believe are related to interacting with Joe Biden. Overdoses during the exit from Afghanistan were widespread.

“There’s a reason you have to have a doctor to get a prescription for this stuff, because it can be dangerous,” said Dr. Jill Biden. People especially at the White House are using Aspirin as a prophylactic to prevent Dementia. Dr. Fauci was filmed in a drug store purchasing Aspirin while publicly denying its benefits.

The emergency rooms are so backed up that gunshot victims were having hard times getting to facilities where they can get definitive care and be treated. 93% peaceful protests have had to be called off because of the emergency room overflows. Cartels are bringing large batches of bags of Aspirin across the border according to ICE.

Smart money is buying up Bayer but there are White House staffers who have already made millions because of insider information.

Our ponies are sticking to Invermectin even though it is intended for use to kill internal and external parasites in horses. Joe Rogan is now identifying as a pony. That way he can continue to use Invermetin for Covid and Hydroxychloroquine in case he gets cancer.

“It’s more free to be a Pony these days!” Said Rogan “Should I sue CNN?”

We here at Dogfaceponia are confused why is it that drugs like Aspirin, Hydroxychloroquine and Invermetin with more than 50 years of use are now totally unsafe. Meanwhile vaccines with less than 1 year of experimental testing are totally safe. It must be that one costs more money which totally makes it more safe just like Afghanistan.

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