Biden Works to Outdo Cuomo

Jow Biden with Anthony Fauci

Biden is a jealous man. When he was running for president during the Pandemic there were some that said Cuomo would make a better president. This bothered Biden, even though Cuomo is now disgraced and no longer Governor. Biden has been trying to outdo him. This will help to explain some of the ridiculous choices the The Biden Administration has made.

Cuomo’s Top Accomplishments

  • Left people behind in nursing homes to be killed
  • Left his Dog at the Governor’s mansion
  • Sexually Harassed at least 15 people
  • Destroyed NY economy
  • Resigned and took only 14 days to leave
  • Sleeps on peoples couches
  • Height 5′ 11″
  • Brother works at CNN
  • Won an Emmy

After looking at this list Biden had to prove to himself he could top Cuomo in less than a year

Biden’s Top Accomplishments

Though Biden has never won an Emmy, Cuomo’s is being taken away so it might even things up a bit. Biden is hoping to one day win a Grammy like Obama and maybe a Nobel Peace Prize too.

We here at DogFacePonia think it is a close race. Let’s all Pray Biden doesn’t have “Gain of Function” and try to outdo Fauci.

Image From: The White House, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons