Category Archives: Fairy Tales

Cross Walk sign vandalized to show man with a cane and gas.
Geriatric Border Surge

Thousands of unaccompanied migrant geriatrics have presented themselves to government officials at the U.S.-Mexico border....

Person in Easter Bunny Costume
Biden Bunny Border Bonanza

Joe Biden announced today by executive order. The day after Easter will be known as...

World Balloon Deflating
Flat Earth Society Divided About Global Warming

According to scientist Cetshwayo Buthelezi of South Africa “If global warming continues at the current...

Mark Twain with Quote "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Democrats Make a Great Joke – Call Themselves the “Party of Science”

The Democrats make great jokes sometimes. Some might argue their whole platform is a joke....

Dog from Shelter goes to White House
White House Going to the Dogs

Not only do presidential pets tend to improve their owners’ public image as normal guys,...

Waring Sign "Zombie Containment Area"
CDC Head Warns of Impending Zombie Apocalypse

The Head of the CDC recently warned of Impending Doom, AKA Zombie Apocalypse. She explained...

Generic X-Men
Man tries to join X-Men after getting Covid Vaccines

A man named Fred (his real name kept concealed to protect his secret identity) tried...

Ted Cruz with Beard
Teddy Does Donna

Ted Cruz went to Mexico this week and got a coyote to get him across...

FBI recruitment table
FBI Profile of J** B****

FBl profilers have released the following profile of a subject who may be dangerous to...

Stormtroopers with "the Truth" sign.
Judge says “You Can’t Handle the Truth of Maxwell and Epstein”

Recently a Federal Judge decided “You can’t handle the Truth“. The judge locked down records...