Category Archives: Fairy Tales

Albatross Bird with a Letter A necklace
AOC (Albatross of Congress)

In nautical lore, albatrosses are a sign of good fortune and attempting to kill one...

Brains on shelves
Mega-Corpus Brain Trust

Google, Facebook, Twitter (the GFT or a terrible sounding woke version of a BLT). Have...

Brains made from Jello
Your Brain May be Bigger than Mine, but I have Class.

We here at Dog Face Ponia believe that no matter the color of one’s skin...

Close up on Face of Statue of Liberty
Liberty Plans to Move to Texas

Lady Liberty is in trouble, like all statutes in American that have historical significance. It...

Statue defaced by BLM Riots with War written a crossed it.
Nobel Peace Prize renamed Mostly Peaceful Prize

BLM has been Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and many people are really pulling...

Biden’s Gender Pronoun Swear Jar

As the White House begins to get the renovations rolling to re-name it The Woke...

Punxsutawney Joe and Trump’s Shadow

Groundhog Day is coming. But it feels like we are already there. Like the movie,...

Robin Hood Almost Murders Tom Cruise and AOC at GameStop

Almost Murders are on the rise. Robin Hood Almost Murdered Tom Cruise. Almost Murders almost...

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Gender of Princesses

We here in DogFacePonia are predicting a new Disney Princess is on the way. In...

Hunter Biden expected to lead DEA

Rep Anthony Sabatini leaked that Hunter Biden is to lead DEA. The Biden Administration felt...