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The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch
At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Time Not Person of the Year
The new Time Not Person of The Year has been announced. The winner is Not...
Supreme Court Rules it is Taking the Rest of 2020 Off
In an historic ruling the Supreme Court has affirmed it will take the rest of...
Hunter becomes the Hunted as Democrats and CNN plan for President Kamala
Hunter Biden said “I learned yesterday for the first time that the U.S. Attorney’s Office...
AOC Goya Employee of the Month
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez received the coveted Employee of the Month award from Goya Foods. She was...
CNN – A Warlock Wins Georgia Debate
CNN has congratulated Reverend Warnok, the Warlock, on his stunning performance in the first Georgia...
Blacklisted Ex-Hosts Bring CNN Down
It appears the four hosts on CNN that were let go earlier this year have...
Hopalong With Biden
President-elect Joe Biden reportedly slipped and twisted his ankle while walking his dog and chewing...
Massive Dumps Exposed
The One Flush(Tm) technology of UberFlush Inc will revolutionize the world and save Democracy. Trump said, “I was...
Time’s Person (Terrible Government Official) of the Year
A county in northern Michigan indicated their support for a resolution put forward by three...
Kraken Scheduled for Release
What is the Kraken and why should we release it. Trump has it in one...