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Fairy Tales
Nvidia Seeks CEO “With Integrity” — Eric Swalwell Emerges as Strong Contender
Jensen Huang resigned as Nvidia CEO after reports of multiple affairs, one involving a woman...
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Fairy Tales
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals: 2026 Edition
Each Halloween we at Dogfaceponia perform our most sacred civic duty: creating a list of...
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History
The Revolt: 250 Years After
Roughly 250 years ago, a handful of tax-weary gentlemen with excellent quills and questionable wigs...
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Fairy Tales
The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch
At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Gender of Princesses
We here in DogFacePonia are predicting a new Disney Princess is on the way. In...
Hunter Biden expected to lead DEA
Rep Anthony Sabatini leaked that Hunter Biden is to lead DEA. The Biden Administration felt...
TDS Variants Run Rampant
DogFacePonia Medical has been breaking new ground in recent days. Released reports of multiple new...
Emperor (almost) Dissolves Republic
In a move that shocked the Republic, Emperor Biden tried to dissolve Congress. Expert witnesses...
MyPillow Confiscation
After recent events of the MyPillow Insurrection the growing danger seems to be clear to...
Make Impeachment Great Again
The Congress is moving to change impeachment as covered in the Constitution. Besides removal from...
Biden Back to the Basement. Assures Voters “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.
The rush is on. The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...
The MyPillow Insurrection
The MyPillow guy (Michael Lindell) recently met with Trump at the White House. A Zoomed...
The Re-Conjunction of Dumbocrats
Democrats have been crying for us to RE-Imagine, back to the summer of love as...
Capital Raid gets Nominated for 10 Tony Awards
Capital Raid could be the best “Staged” Event of the year and it is only...