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Fairy Tales
The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch
At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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TDS Variants Run Rampant
DogFacePonia Medical has been breaking new ground in recent days. Released reports of multiple new...
Emperor (almost) Dissolves Republic
In a move that shocked the Republic, Emperor Biden tried to dissolve Congress. Expert witnesses...
MyPillow Confiscation
After recent events of the MyPillow Insurrection the growing danger seems to be clear to...
Make Impeachment Great Again
The Congress is moving to change impeachment as covered in the Constitution. Besides removal from...
Biden Back to the Basement. Assures Voters “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.
The rush is on. The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...
The MyPillow Insurrection
The MyPillow guy (Michael Lindell) recently met with Trump at the White House. A Zoomed...
The Re-Conjunction of Dumbocrats
Democrats have been crying for us to RE-Imagine, back to the summer of love as...
Capital Raid gets Nominated for 10 Tony Awards
Capital Raid could be the best “Staged” Event of the year and it is only...
Galactic Problems
We here in DogFacePonia believe that many actions have been taken that are wrong! We...
Joe Moves Inauguration to his Basement
In response to recent security failures at the capital, Joe Biden has determined that he...