Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Dog from Shelter goes to White House
White House Going to the Dogs

Not only do presidential pets tend to improve their owners’ public image as normal guys,...

Ted Cruz with Beard
Teddy Does Donna

Ted Cruz went to Mexico this week and got a coyote to get him across...

FBI recruitment table
FBI Profile of J** B****

FBl profilers have released the following profile of a subject who may be dangerous to...

Old Building with 1920s Temperance sign on the side
Redlining Reparations

People WOKE  this morning to find that their City Council of Evanston, Illinois, approved what’s...

Cine Kamala Theater
Kamala’s Plan – Biden Basement at Naval Observatory

Kamala does not live in the official Vice Presidential residence at the Naval Observatory. This...

Bathroom sign saying be what you want "just wash your hands"
Inclusion Delusion

New inclusion standards are being developed in the area of credit cards because the current...

Statue of Linus from Peanuts comics
Linus Cuomo Impeachment

Linus Cuomo impeached for reading Dr. Seuss to his grandchildren It was the last straw...

Shirt that says "Sadly My Day Requires Pants"
CNN Reporters Exposed

CNN has instituted a new dress code.  Going forward men will report the news sans...

Storage Containers used as housing
Challenge at the Border

A team of high level White House people were sent to the border to observe...

Crushed Coke can
The New Red Scare

The House Unamerican Beverage Committee is holding hearings on the Coca-Cola company. The Coke company...