Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Republicans Unmasked

Attorney General William Barr has appointed a U.S. attorney to scrutinize episodes of unmasking department...

Peaceful Protests Continue In Portland

People in Portland have been holding protests for an extended period time and the numbers...

Sturgis Invaded by Bikers and Motaurs

Sturgis is happening. South Dakota prepares to host hundreds of thousands of bikers for the...

Refund Reparations

Dogfaceponia is experiencing a massive takeover. Once well respected individuals are being asked to repay...

Reflush for Freedom

Thank you one and all. The Flush for Freedom Protest exceeded expectations. The swamp was...

Save TaB Drinkers – Invoke the Defense Production Act

Sadly, we are reporting skyrocketing deaths among TaB drinkers.  As TaB has become scarce, TaB...

Covid Shark Attack

The U.S. Navy studies the military use of marine mammals and trains animals to perform ship and harbor...

Portland Mayor Wheeler Supports Peaceful Protesters

Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler  has been teargassed while showing support for peaceful protesters. The failure...

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Presidential Beard

A razor shortage and unemployment has resulted in a new facial hair trend. Everyone who...

Election Delay = 30 Years of President Pelosi

Trump tweeted today that he wanted to postpone the election on voting concerns. Sources say...