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Baby Oil Under Assault.
Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications
DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...
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Music
Kamala Kameleon
DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...
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Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****
The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...
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Fairy Tales
Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story
The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to...
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CDC says No Pants, No Problem
The CDC announced today that people can once again go without pants. Though it has...
Positive Effects of Farting and Burping
The government has identified beef as a contributor to climate change. Farting cows are a...
Biden’s Uranus First Policy
The Biden Administration foreign policy continues to be out of this world. Biden has declared...
Democrats use the Un-Scientific Method
We here at DogFacePonia are not scientists. Many don’t even think we are journalists but...
The Fauci-nator
Dr. Anthony ‘Faucinator’ Fauci, at the CNN State of the Union was more or less...
Share a Mask with a Friend or The Trash
An environmental crisis came upon all of us. Since the Pandemic has started over 20...
Flat Earth Society Divided About Global Warming
According to scientist Cetshwayo Buthelezi of South Africa “If global warming continues at the current...
Man tries to join X-Men after getting Covid Vaccines
A man named Fred (his real name kept concealed to protect his secret identity) tried...
The Camera Just Adds Something To Biden
We here in DogFacePonia have known for a while that the Camera adds 10 pounds....
Coke Diversity Training Targets TaB
In Biden’s America, almost every American value is dying. The political correctness mobs, the seminars,...