Category Archives: Science

CDC says No Pants, No Problem

The CDC announced today that people can once again go without pants. Though it has...

Positive Effects of Farting and Burping

The government has identified beef as a contributor to climate change. Farting cows are a...

Biden’s Uranus First Policy

The Biden Administration foreign policy continues to be out of this world. Biden has declared...

Democrats use the Un-Scientific Method

We here at DogFacePonia are not scientists. Many don’t even think we are journalists but...

The Fauci-nator

Dr. Anthony ‘Faucinator’ Fauci, at the CNN State of the Union was more or less...

Share a Mask with a Friend or The Trash

An environmental crisis came upon all of us. Since the Pandemic has started over 20...

Flat Earth Society Divided About Global Warming

According to scientist Cetshwayo Buthelezi of South Africa “If global warming continues at the current...

Man tries to join X-Men after getting Covid Vaccines

A man named Fred (his real name kept concealed to protect his secret identity) tried...

The Camera Just Adds Something To Biden

We here in DogFacePonia have known for a while that the Camera adds 10 pounds....

Coke Diversity Training Targets TaB

In Biden’s America, almost every American value is dying. The political correctness mobs, the seminars,...