How Fauci Stole Liberty

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Every American Liked Liberty a lot…
But Fauci, Who lived for the ‘District of China’, Did NOT!
Fauci hated Liberty! The whole of Liberty and Reason!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small. Since he needed more booster shots.
Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on his pulpit, hating me and you,

Staring down from his podium with a sour, Fauchi frown,
At the warm lighted cameras around his town.
For he knew every American down beneath,
Was busy now, hanging a religious exemption wreath.
“And they’re hanging their Masks!” he snarled with a sneer,
“Tomorrow is so clear, It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his Fauci fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop Liberty from coming!”

For Tomorrow, he knew, all the American girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They’d rush to the streets!
And then! Oh, the Civil Disobedience!
That’s one thing he hated! The Civil Disobedience!
Then the Americans, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they’d feast! And they’d feast! And they’d FEAST!

They would feast on Rights, and rare Liberty rousings.
Which was something the Faucinator couldn’t stand in the least!
And THEN They’d do something He liked least of all!
Every American, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Liberty bells ringing.
They’d stand hand-in-hand. And they would Chant.
Down With Mandates! Down With Fauci Let’s Go Brandon!
And the more Fauci thought of these Chants,
The more Fauci thought, “I must stop this whole thing!”
“Why, for nearly 40 years I’ve put up with it now!”
“I MUST stop this FREEDOM from coming! But HOW?”

Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
“I know just what to do!” Fauci snickered in his throat.
And he pontificated a quick Booster would do.
And he chuckled, and clucked, “What a great Fauci trick!”
“With this Booster, I will dupe many more Americans
“All I need is a variant.” Fauci looked for one.
But, since none could be found.
Did that stop the old Fauci? No! Fauci simply said,
“If I can’t find a Variant, I’ll make-up one instead!”

So he called the FDA and The CDC. Then he schmoozed with Pfizer.,
And he colluded with the media and big tech. Omicron it was to be.
THEN He loaded some bags And some old empty sacks,
And took a new round of boosters for kids to elderly alike.
Toward their homes where the Americans lay asleep in their daze.
All their minds were blank. Quiet static filled the air.
All the Americans were all dreaming Hollywood fantasies without care.
A few were awake and asked Fauci why he was so against personal Rights.
But, you know, that ol’ Fauci was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!

“Why, my sweet fellow Citizens,” the phony Dr. lied,
For your safety we might have to close down.
Close down Christmas, close down Stores, close down Movement everywhere.
“I’ll get you all the fix. So you will all be safe.”
And his fib fooled them.
And he got them a shot and he sent them home.
And when Timmy and Donna and Mary Lou,
Got sick even though they weren’t supposed to.
Fauci said, he said, although our shot is good more will fall ill.
But the worst issues will be from those who did not!

So Mask, Mask, Mask!
Then he went to a party unmasked, himself, the old liar.
And by the time anyone had noticed.
There were injuries abound and deaths, too.
And as most Rights were widdled away,
Then He did the unthinkable,
Hurting doggies and orphan children.
A Monster most vicious!
“It was just research” he was fauchishly humming.
But now they’re all just waking up! I know just what they’ll do!”
“Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,
Then all the Americans will all cry BooHoo!”
“That’s a noise,” grinned Fauci, “That I simply MUST hear!”
So he paused. And Fauci put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the cries of shock.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn’t sad, nor was it happy! Why, this sound sounded like,
Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!

He stared down at the People, Fauci popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every American, the tall and the small,
Were chanting! Without any shot at all!
He HADN’T pushed the shot well, hadn’t lied nearly enough!
Somehow or another, Americans found out what was up his sleeve.
And Fauci with his ice-cold heart,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: “How could it be so?”
“I came out with Lockdowns!”
“I came out with shots!”
I even got Pfizer and air tight contract.
Then Fauci thought of something he hadn’t before!
“Maybe we massage the numbers” he thought.
“Maybe…perhaps…We lockdown again.
And do Boosters everyday!

That’s the day Fauci’s small heart Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn’t feel quite right,
the boosters kicked in that very night.
He whizzed to the Hospital for some care.
In hopes FREEDOM would not find him there.

*Original Credit goes to Dr. Seuss and his story ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas”*

Image From: “Truth Slaps sticker” (CC BY-NC 2.0) by duncan