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Ask DogFacePonia Fairy Tales
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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Fairy Tales
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Fairy Tales
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Ask DogFacePonia Politics
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Economy Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Portland Riot Immunity
Portland, OR – For what may be the first time in history, Immunologists and Legal...
Stimulating Reparations
It has become apparent we need a another stimulus package. A new lock-down is coming...
Rioters in Portland Confused They Got Arrested
Rioters who have been burning the city of Portland for 50 days were confused when...
Smoking Nuns need Birth Control
The Supreme Count of the United States, in a 7-2 ruling, has voted that The...
Kanye Running for Pope
In a new tweet today, just one day after announcing he is running for president,...
Scott Stapp, Nickelback or Trapt
Here at DogFacePonia we feel we could use a song. Maybe an Anthem for the...
Typhoid Willie Spreads Disease
We all know the story of Typhoid Mary. She was a carrier of typhoid. She...
China Planning A New Virus After the Success of Coronavirus
Coming off the huge success of the COVID-19, China is planning a new pandemic. They...
Foundation Looking to Replace Confederate Statues with Statues of Richard Nixon
The Richard Nixon Foundation has been working with state and local governments to replace Confederate...
Science shows Police Protesters are immune to Covid-19
Spikes of Covid-19 have been seen in several states in the United States in recent...