Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Albatross Bird with a Letter A necklace
AOC (Albatross of Congress)

In nautical lore, albatrosses are a sign of good fortune and attempting to kill one...

Close up on Face of Statue of Liberty
Liberty Plans to Move to Texas

Lady Liberty is in trouble, like all statutes in American that have historical significance. It...

Peta "People Eating Tasty Animals" Bumper Sticker on Truck
The New Ism

Another advocacy group (PETA) has been calling for an end to speciesism. Why is everyone...

Punxsutawney Joe and Trump’s Shadow

Groundhog Day is coming. But it feels like we are already there. Like the movie,...

MyPillow Confiscation

After recent events of the MyPillow Insurrection the growing danger seems to be clear to...

Make Impeachment Great Again

The Congress is moving to change impeachment as covered in the Constitution. Besides removal from...

White House
Biden Back to the Basement. Assures Voters “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.

The rush is on.  The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...

Leaked – Joe’s Inaugural Address

Deepcover Agents here at DogFacePonia have been able to get an advance copy of Joe’s...

Duke From GI Joe
GI Joe Biden

President Elect Joe Biden is upset that he couldn’t have an inaugural rehearsal on Sunday....

Joe Moves Inauguration to his Basement

In response to recent security failures at the capital, Joe Biden has determined that he...