Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Watkins to Receive Medal of Freedom

President Donald Trump announces that Kansas Rep. Steve Watkins would be awarded the Presidential Medal...

CHOP Canceled

The Atlanta Braves are axing the Tomahawk Chop. One unmentioned reason for the change is...

Alphabetical Drinking

Bars are opening based on the school guidelines. They are claiming that they should not...

Redskins Renamed Pansies

The Washington Redskins have agreed to change their name.  They said they will be known...

Biden Does Trump

Joe Biden gave a speech on his economic plan yesterday. Aides scrambled to produce the...

TaB Mural Defaced

DogFacePonia celebrates the long and rich tradition of murals and other street art, and recognizes...

White House with red stop sign
News Flash: SCOTUS Rules on Trump Taxes

The Supreme Court today ruled on two cases related to President Trump’s tax returns and...

To Flush or Not to Flush

DogFacePonia has now experienced the violent culture of today.  A group of violent protesters has...

New Covid Fashion Trend

A new fashion is raging across DogFacePonia. We have dubbed the new fashion the Covid...

Man Drinking TaB with grossed out look on his face.
TaB May Prevent Covid

There may be another victim of the Covid-19 virus. The CocaCola company has been making...