Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

CNN – A Warlock Wins Georgia Debate

CNN has congratulated Reverend Warnok, the Warlock, on his stunning performance in the first Georgia...

Battle of the O’s (Obama, Ocasio-Cortez, Omar)

Barack Obama criticized Progressives for using the “snappy” slogan, “defund the police”. With crime skyrocketing...

Hopalong With Biden

President-elect Joe Biden reportedly slipped and twisted his ankle while walking his dog and chewing...

Cyber Monday Doorbuster – Dominion Voting Machines

It’s Cyber Monday! Why loot a store when you can steal an election? We have...

Massive Dumps Exposed

The One Flush(Tm) technology of UberFlush Inc will revolutionize the world and save Democracy. Trump said, “I was...

Time’s Person (Terrible Government Official) of the Year

A county in northern Michigan indicated their support for a resolution put forward by three...

Kraken Scheduled for Release

What is the Kraken and why should we release it. Trump has it in one...

Cuomo Awarded Emmy

Doctor King Cuomo has received the International Emmy Founders Award at Monday’s International Emmy Awards ceremony...

DogFacePonia in Solidarity with Truckers

Truckers are going on strike. Some DogFacePony soldiers were asked to provide help in replacing...

Invite Some Wild Animals to Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving will be here soon.  However, a problem exists, there are only 6 people allowed...