Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

The Plausible Deniability Campaign

When Joe Biden says he is running for Senate, his campaign has plausible deniability.  When...

Biden Puts a Lid On Campaign

Joe’s campaign has put a forever lid on itself (if only that was true).  Apparently,...

Trump’s Chumps

Saturday, Joe Biden presented himself as the candidate that will be inclusive of all segments...

Good Will Hunter

This new movie follows the life of a highly financially successful crack addict. The young...

Frankenfeinstein becomes a Monster after ACB Hearings

Diane Frankenfeinstein has turned into a Monster. She did unbelievable things like hugging Lindsey Graham....

Biden Landside After Winning Debate that hasn’t Happened Yet

CNN’s Chris Cuomo was overwhelmed with emotion as he reported that Biden’s win of the...

All Ballots Matter

In order to make certain everyone gets their vote counted, we at DogFacePonia suggest extending...

Twitter’s Deplorable Policy

Twitter is saving the poor uneducated potential Trump voters from being inundated with inappropriate and...

Nancy Diagnosed with TDS

In a stunning announcement today, doctors reported that Nancy Pelosi was diagnosed with Trump Derangement...

Baby Shark Infects White House Staff

A plot was developed to infect the White House staff with the Covid-19 virus. The...