Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

NBA Playoffs – Back now with Proper Rage and Flag Hating

NBA players such as Lebron James and others have been outspoken in their feelings. Some...

Quack for Rescue

The Duck Commander business manufactures duck calls and decoys.  The Robertson family built the business...

Travel Destinations Where You’ll Have a Riot

As the economy opens up, people are looking into new travel experiences and destinations. We...

AOC Hyper-Dumbonomics

Throw away your money, burn it, or better yet give it to me! Look at...

The Tooth Fairy, Santa and the Post Office

National Tooth Fairy Day August 22 In 1927, Esther Watkins Arnold brought the tooth fairy...

Twitter Suspends TaB Drinkers

Jeff Bezos has warned that Amazon is losing money. Amazon bet on Office-based work with...

Tensions between North Korea and DogFacePonia Rise Over Dogs

We at DogFacePonia are appalled that dogs are a popular food in North Korea. Kim...

DNC Shark Week

Gretchen Whitmer failed to be selected as Biden’s running mate.  She was caught on a...

Hells Angels Teach Etiquette to Antifa

Antifa attempted to recruit Hells Angels in Sturgis.  This backfired on them as one foolish...

Vote By Mail – What Could Go Wrong?

Mail-in voting is definitely safe says the USPS. Democrats demanded the use of patriotic envelopes...