Category Archives: Election

CNN Preemptively Reports Biden Wins First Debate

CNN’s Chris Cuomo ecstatically reported after the first debate this week that the winner was...

No More Supremes Ever

In the aftermath of Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s death, we at DogFacePonia have analyzed the timing...

Exploding Mail Trucks is Normal

Voting by mail is an explosive issue and in case you don’t believe it, mail...

Bloomberg Says “Fire Rules” As He Burns Money

Michael Bloomberg has announced he will burn 100 Million dollars in Florida on the advice...

Electric Sign Inflation

A man in Massachusetts put an electric fence around his Trump 2020 lawn sign inspiring...

Biden Bringing Out the Dead to Vote

Ghosts have been sighted at Gettysburg.  The Republican Party is on record as being opposed...

Joe Thinks He Has Covid

Joe Biden has been suffering from symptoms of Covid. Once the symptoms appeared Joe continued...

Biden Automatic Teleprompter Plan

Joe Biden has used a Teleprompter to answer questions. Biden no longer has pre-scripted questions...

Democrats planning when Biden will get COVID

An anonymous source has informed Dogfaceponia that the Democrats are working on a plan to...

Biden Afraid to Provide “Non-Existent” Tax Plan

Biden spoke in Kenosha yesterday.  He met with community leaders at Kenosha’s Grace Lutheran Church...