Category Archives: Election
Cunningham gets a Weiner Trophy
Cal Cunningham (D, North Carolina) has won a coveted endorsement for Senate from CEO Anthony...
October Surprise Prize Awarded
Flowers and stuffed donkeys were sent to President Trump from adoring Democratic fans in appreciation...
Antifa – I’m just an “Idea” That Grew Arms and Legs
Joe Biden has informed us that Antifa is an Idea. Like the Bill in the...
Wallace and Trump Square off and a Clown is There Too
Chris Wallace did a good job at every opportunity, making the Debate almost unbearable to...
Totally Fair Debate Questions
The First Debate is tonight assuming Biden doesn’t find a way to skip it by...
CNN Preemptively Reports Biden Wins First Debate
CNN’s Chris Cuomo ecstatically reported after the first debate this week that the winner was...
No More Supremes Ever
In the aftermath of Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s death, we at DogFacePonia have analyzed the timing...
Exploding Mail Trucks is Normal
Voting by mail is an explosive issue and in case you don’t believe it, mail...
Bloomberg Says “Fire Rules” As He Burns Money
Michael Bloomberg has announced he will burn 100 Million dollars in Florida on the advice...
Electric Sign Inflation
A man in Massachusetts put an electric fence around his Trump 2020 lawn sign inspiring...