Category Archives: Fairy Tales

Deplorable Virus Spreading

In 1776, there was an epidemic in the colonies, a virus so powerful that King...

Portland State of Emergency: Too Many American Flags

Portland has declared an emergency. The Proud Boys are having a Rally in Portland today....

CNN Preemptively Reports Biden Wins First Debate

CNN’s Chris Cuomo ecstatically reported after the first debate this week that the winner was...

Portland Sad it is Not the Top Riot Today

Much of Portland was sad today when they realized they were not the top riot...

Family Privilege Gets Bail Reduced

The sorority girl arrested for giving medical care without a license has received a reduced...

Minneapolis City Council Confused at Violence Increase after Defunding Police

Minneapolis decided to defund the police after the death of George Floyd. Based on this,...

Exploding Mail Trucks is Normal

Voting by mail is an explosive issue and in case you don’t believe it, mail...

Weiner blames his Political Demise on Trump

Anthony Weiner made a surprise announcement today. Weiner said, “If I had it all do...

Bloomberg Says “Fire Rules” As He Burns Money

Michael Bloomberg has announced he will burn 100 Million dollars in Florida on the advice...

Biden Bringing Out the Dead to Vote

Ghosts have been sighted at Gettysburg.  The Republican Party is on record as being opposed...