Author Archives: Dogfaceponia

Delta Airlines to Merge with Corona Beer

Corona Beer maker Constellation Brands has reached an agreement to merge with Delta Airlines. This...

Newsom Wants to Lose

Gavin Newsom must be tired of being Governor of California. So much so that in...

Biden Works to Outdo Cuomo

Biden is a jealous man. When he was running for president during the Pandemic there...

Progressive Taliban Now Identify 4 Genders

The Taliban are trying to get with the times and move on from medieval ways....

House Looks to Impeach Trump over Biden’s Actions in Afghanistan

The US Military is under attack. Joe Biden the Surrenderer in Chief is off doing...

If a Tree Falls on Cuomo

It is hard to be universally hated. Usually someone likes or at least tolerates you....

The Squad renamed The Jack Squat

The Infamous Squad is will be renamed in honor of all they have done for...

Biden’s Guide to Surrender

Biden had to admit unlike with Covid and the Election there was no way to...

DHS says 40-80% of Americans are Terrorists but not the Taliban

The DHS announced that most Americans are probably terrorists. This requires a new definition of...

Obama and Other Variants of Interest

CNN’s Jim Acosta told us we should name Variants after Republican Governors that he claims...