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Merrick Garland being Applauded by Joe Biden and Barrack Obama
Merrick Garland Announces DOJ Will Investigate People Chanting F Biden

In a memorandum Attorney General Merrick Garland said “There has been a disturbing spike in...

General Milley lost in thought
New Book – How to Lose Wars and Betray People

General Mark A Milley is working on his memoirs. He plans to tell his side...

Cultist with Skull for a Face
The CDC Deathcult

The CDC wants you dead. Don’t take it personally. They want everyone dead or at...

Eat Mor Chikin blow up cow!
The Chicken Sandwich Mandate

We at DogFacePonia noticed something. Every single fast food restaurant has now created a chicken...

Jill Biden wearing green stripped dress.
Jill Biden Fashion Empire

Jill Biden has decided to use her time as first lady to do something really...

General Milley at His Desk
Milley gets in Guinness Book of World Records for Most Treason

The Guinness Book of World Records announced that General Mark A Milley would receive an...

Plane with Corona Beer Ad written on it.
Delta Airlines to Merge with Corona Beer

Corona Beer maker Constellation Brands has reached an agreement to merge with Delta Airlines. This...

Larry Elder Speaking
Newsom Wants to Lose

Gavin Newsom must be tired of being Governor of California. So much so that in...

Jow Biden with Anthony Fauci
Biden Works to Outdo Cuomo

Biden is a jealous man. When he was running for president during the Pandemic there...

Taliban members in Afghanistan
Progressive Taliban Now Identify 4 Genders

The Taliban are trying to get with the times and move on from medieval ways....