Author Archives: Dogfaceponia
Delta Airlines to Merge with Corona Beer
Corona Beer maker Constellation Brands has reached an agreement to merge with Delta Airlines. This...
Newsom Wants to Lose
Gavin Newsom must be tired of being Governor of California. So much so that in...
Biden Works to Outdo Cuomo
Biden is a jealous man. When he was running for president during the Pandemic there...
Progressive Taliban Now Identify 4 Genders
The Taliban are trying to get with the times and move on from medieval ways....
House Looks to Impeach Trump over Biden’s Actions in Afghanistan
The US Military is under attack. Joe Biden the Surrenderer in Chief is off doing...
If a Tree Falls on Cuomo
It is hard to be universally hated. Usually someone likes or at least tolerates you....
The Squad renamed The Jack Squat
The Infamous Squad is will be renamed in honor of all they have done for...
Biden’s Guide to Surrender
Biden had to admit unlike with Covid and the Election there was no way to...
DHS says 40-80% of Americans are Terrorists but not the Taliban
The DHS announced that most Americans are probably terrorists. This requires a new definition of...
Obama and Other Variants of Interest
CNN’s Jim Acosta told us we should name Variants after Republican Governors that he claims...